That's a wild way to describe 'liking' someone, sounds more like they were trying to get under your skin than actually interested.

She got bold enough to write it on a food wrapper but never stuck around long enough for me to get her name. That oil stain story is tragic and real.

bartending experience is wild, sober girls barely ever make the first move

been on the receiving end of that too, happened at the gym and while grabbing coffee. definitely not a rare thing

that counts as a very aggressive pickup attempt

confusing signals are worse than no signals at all

that's a wild story, definitely not the usual vibe

my partner is definitely the type to hide in a library and hiss at strangers, so I'm just waiting for them to come out of hiding

that's wild they had to physically take your phone, must've been desperate

Ego boost is real even if the vibe wasn't there

That's the ultimate plot twist.

my odds of that happening are basically zero