النص (en)

All right, first, get your pinky down. It's up again. All right, and your posture. My God, are you crazy? What are you doing? Stop screaming. I'm teaching you to act like a man. All right. All right. Now, this is a dinner party. Let's work with food. All right? Spread some mustard on the toast. Don't use the spoon, and don't dribble little dots of mustard. No? No. You take your knife. And you smear. Men smear. Smear. That's it. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Get the goddamn pinky down. All right, make your fingers like iron, all right? Yeah, and stop trembling. Hold the knife boldly and I'm straight. Oh, God, I pierced the toes. So what? The important thing to remember is not to go to pieces when that happens. You have to react like a man, calmly. You have to say to yourself, Albert, you pierced the toast. So what? It's not the end of your life. Try another one. Albert, you pierced the toast. So what? You're right. There's no need to get hysterical. All I have to remember is I can always get more toast. That's the spirit. Yes. All right, let's try walking. Holding the sandwich? Doesn't matter. Just walk. Down. All right.