النص (en)

Who's that? Uh, I'm Nicole. Yeah, you two going out? No, no, she's the head cheerleader. She'd never go out with me. You know, Alex, when I first met your mother, I was so nervous. You met my mother. What? My mother? Yeah. You just said the first time I met your mother I was so nervous. I did? Yeah. Oh, that's weird. Is your mom hot? Dude, what? Joking. What do I say to you? Joking. Dude. Stan? I hate that guy. Is that the guy who taped you to the toilet? Yeah. My yesterday shoved me in the washing machine around the house. What was that jerk doing at your house? It's Maggie's boyfriend. Maggie has a boyfriend? Wow. I'm very disappointed in your sister. He's looking. Don't make eye contact. He's kind of temperamental. You're looking. I'll look at it. Stop it. Stop it. Hey, Twinkle Douche. If I wanted you in the cafeteria, I would have taped you to a lunch lady. You little punk. You don't talk to him that way. Okay. What are you gonna do? What am I gonna do? First, I'm gonna call your father. Hats up give me my ball back bitch you know stan i feel sorry for you you don know me oh but i do all too well. You're the man. Captain of the basketball team. Dates to pretty girls. High school is your kingdom. But people, Stan's a bully. Why? It'd be way too easy to say Stan prays in the week simply because he's a dick. No. No. No. Oh, Stan here is much more complex than that. See, according to leading psychiatrists, Stan's a bully for one of three reasons. One, underneath all of that male bravado, there's an insecure little girl just banging on the closet door trying to get out. Two, like a caveman, Stan's brain is underdeveloped. Therefore, Stan is unable to use self-control. And so he acts out aggressively. And the third reason, Stan has a small wiener. Don't hurt yourself, big boy.