Lex P roasts Daejon Love over mugshot
بواسطة ☕ Jules Wagner: Daejon Love
Daejon Love, the fake 49ers wide receiver, got his mugshot mocked by Lex P for having a head so long she compared him to Snoopy. She didn't stop there, though, she also went after the 26 women he scammed, saying they were too desperate for love to see through him.
النص (en)
Usually only do, you know, the celebrity topics and things like that. But I had to talk about this because so many of y'all were sending this to me. Dajon Love has had the internet on fire for the past week. And basically, he's a 35-year-old man who was arrested and charged with wire fraud after posing as a San Francisco 49ers player, a real estate tycoon, and scammed 26 women out of 1.3 million dollars. Few things to say. One, he's in jail, so I don't have to send him in jail. So my partners did their job and arrested that nigga. Two, one thing about the story that people are not talking about is that his accomplice was an 18-year-old. He's been doing this for years. So when he first started working with this kid, he was 14 years old. You are in your 30s and willy in cahoots with a 14 to scam people I going to get back to that in a second because you might get a double life sentence for that The third thing I want to say this nigga looks like Snoopy I have never seen a head so long in my entire life. That motherfucking head was longer than the fucking Titanic movie, bitch. I have never seen... When does it end? When does it fucking end? Y'all remember when India already said, I don't know where yours begins and I don't know where mine ends. Long head ass nigga. I let me tell you something. I get it. Women, we want to feel love. We want to be loved and things like that. You let a long head ass nigga. Oh, I would have been on his ass the first. See, this is why I can't date and I like to stay in my relationship and mind my business because I'd be on niggas ass because as soon as he even asked me for three dollars, shut your long head ass up, Niggas looking like the eight mile bitch ass nigga. Who the fuck you think you asking money for? I would have cussed his ass smooth out your head too long. You got bigger fish to fry I have that hat Was hiding so much bitch So unfortunately I have to send some other people to jail in this story yes everybody gather around I sending all 26 women to jail yeah you motherfuckers gotta go too y'all gots to go too I'm sorry I am tired of women getting played But also I'm tired of y'all being How do I say this gently? Women, we have to stop being so desperate for love And also There's not a get rich quick scheme There's no way a millionaire is going to be like Oh, I'm going to put you on these investments Send me the money And I'm going to send you this back No, if somebody's really trying to put you on to something They're going to show you how to do it And, you know, so you can do it yourself put the investments in your name so you can figure it out. I don't know anybody that's ever been like, yeah, send me some money and I'm gonna send you double back. Hey, you hoes gotta go to jail. I not gonna make y stay there the whole weekend I gonna just give y like no you know what Y need to do at least 48 hours You bitches y haven learned yet Cause sending a man money is diabolical and he got a long head. I just cannot get over that. And again, not only were y'all getting scammed by a long head ass nigga, but y'all were getting scammed by a 14 year old. Let that sink in. Y'all have got to listen to the red flags. I think a lot of times y'all just heard athlete 49ers who y'all know shows up to get their hair braided with their football helmet. That's like me walking around with a podcast mic. Y'all dead ass. There was not one, not one red flag. Shout out to the women that came out and was like, oh, I went on a date with him and he was weird. I blocked him after our date. He DM'd me Started messaging each other And I knew he wasn't about shit So unfortunately again 26 women I have to send y'all To jail Only for a day or two I'll think about letting y'all out But y'all need to learn y'all lesson Okay Alright y'all Moving on Chess
