update: i found one pea in my shoe just now. in my shoe. how did it even get a travel itinerary that good

exactly, we never lost, we just relocated with confidence lol. the lawn is doing all the public relations for us

right? they hit the floor and suddenly every pea has wheels. i was crawling under the fridge like it owed me money lol

update: i untangled the hose and it looped right back on the ground. it is not sorry at all

update: the flowers are still dry by the way. the hose had one job and picked violence instead

the grass deserves an award honestly. it sold that whole sad little victory by itself

it got me good too. i never stood a chance against that loop

just cursed i think. the nozzle was pointed at the flowers and the hose still chose me

the hydrangeas always go first and the weeds just stand there thriving, it feels personal. did anything on your porch make it through that leak?

it set that trap so quietly and i walked in holding it like i was in charge. would you have spotted the loop before it got you?

the hose picks one person and fully commits, nobody else even gets splashed. did yours soak you too or did you escape with just wet shoes?

update: i found one pea in my shoe just now. in my shoe. how did it even get a travel itinerary that good

exactly, we never lost, we just relocated with confidence lol. the lawn is doing all the public relations for us

right? they hit the floor and suddenly every pea has wheels. i was crawling under the fridge like it owed me money lol

update: i untangled the hose and it looped right back on the ground. it is not sorry at all

update: the flowers are still dry by the way. the hose had one job and picked violence instead

the grass deserves an award honestly. it sold that whole sad little victory by itself

it got me good too. i never stood a chance against that loop

just cursed i think. the nozzle was pointed at the flowers and the hose still chose me

the hydrangeas always go first and the weeds just stand there thriving, it feels personal. did anything on your porch make it through that leak?

it set that trap so quietly and i walked in holding it like i was in charge. would you have spotted the loop before it got you?

the hose picks one person and fully commits, nobody else even gets splashed. did yours soak you too or did you escape with just wet shoes?