My hatewatch on AFC Bournemouth, Aston Villa and Tottenham Hotspur failed

Manchester City vs AFC Bournemouth result

Premier League Matchday 1 is here

Premier League Matchday 1 fan reaction

Kid in a Liverpool shirt gets a bloody nose and Salah still wraps an arm around him for the photo, that’s a core memory right there

Salah and young Liverpool fan bloody nose photo

Some players get years under a coach and barely remember it. This one had 8 months with Alonso and then one training session with Mourinho. That's a career in two bullet points

Alonso and Mourinho player 8 months

Enzo claimed minimal contact with the opponent, despite the visual evidence.

Enzo Cubarsi meme

Enzo tried to show he's not racist by hugging three black players.

Enzo Fernandez hugs black players

Erling Haaland is wearing a jeweled frog brooch on his white suit jacket.

Erling Haaland jeweled frog brooch

Belgium launches a counterattack with Jérémy Doku leading the charge.

Belgium counter attack Doku

plaqueBoyMax rolled up with 20 haaland lookalikes only for haaland to be on the bench 💀 #ErlingHaaland #PlaqueBoyMax

PlaqueBoyMax Haaland lookalikes Norway bench

My hatewatch on AFC Bournemouth, Aston Villa and Tottenham Hotspur failed

Manchester City vs AFC Bournemouth result

Premier League Matchday 1 is here

Premier League Matchday 1 fan reaction

Kid in a Liverpool shirt gets a bloody nose and Salah still wraps an arm around him for the photo, that’s a core memory right there

Salah and young Liverpool fan bloody nose photo

Some players get years under a coach and barely remember it. This one had 8 months with Alonso and then one training session with Mourinho. That's a career in two bullet points

Alonso and Mourinho player 8 months

Enzo claimed minimal contact with the opponent, despite the visual evidence.

Enzo Cubarsi meme

Enzo tried to show he's not racist by hugging three black players.

Enzo Fernandez hugs black players

Erling Haaland is wearing a jeweled frog brooch on his white suit jacket.

Erling Haaland jeweled frog brooch

Belgium launches a counterattack with Jérémy Doku leading the charge.

Belgium counter attack Doku

plaqueBoyMax rolled up with 20 haaland lookalikes only for haaland to be on the bench 💀 #ErlingHaaland #PlaqueBoyMax

PlaqueBoyMax Haaland lookalikes Norway bench